December 2009
23 posts
I’ve decided.
I must marry somebody who can play piano.
it’s beautiful.
You’re so sweeet that you put Hershey’s out of business.
“I just wanted to see how it felt to shoot Grandma.”
– Edmund Kemper
“The demons wanted my penis.”
– David Berkowitz
“I was literally singing to myself on my way home, after the killing. The...”
– David Berkowitz
“I have several children who I’m turning into killers. Wait till they grow...”
– David Berkowitz
“Hello from the gutters of New York City, which are filled with dog manure,...”
– David Berkowitz
“A ‘possessed’ dog in the neighborhood won’t let me stop...”
– David Berkowitz
“If I gave a shit about the parents I wouldn’t have killed the kid.”
– Clifford Olson
“I like children they are tasty.”
– Albert Fish
“Every man to his own tastes. Mine is for corpses.”
– Henri Blot
“Believe me, if I started killing there would be none of you left.”
– Charles Manson
“I sat down to think things over a bit. While I was sitting there, a little kid...”
– Carl Panzram
“The women I killed were filth-bastard prostitutes who were littering the...”
– Peter Sutcliffe
“He started messing with the Christmas tree, telling me how nice the Christmas...”
– David Bullock
“Even psychopaths have emotions, then again, maybe not.”
– Richard Ramirez
“People don’t know me. They think they do, but they don’t.”
– Andrew Cunanan
“Yes, I’ve got Tourette’s Syndrome, you fat ugly cunt”
Cheer up, puddin' cup.
:)
“I LOVE BLOOD AND UNICORN JIZZ.”
– Me, in math class today.
i'm not ashamed to admit.
I love burnt popcorn.
I'm great.
Me: SHIIIIIIIT. I broke my fucking phone.
Brandon: Quit cursing, it's not cute.
Me: Quit being a dick, it makes me want to slap the shit out of you.